Amanda ([info]superlemon) wrote,
@ 2006-06-30 00:43:00
Previous Entry  Add to memories!  Tell a Friend  Next Entry
Current mood: amused
Current music:"Dusk and Summer," Dashboard Confessional

Spamalot
The best spam email I have received to date:

Do you want your dick be even more attractive than your face?

Do you even have to ask?! Seriously, if my dick was even half as attractive as my face I'd be rolling in ladies. All I ever hear when I'm trying to work my magic is how ugly my junk is.


(12 comments) - (Post a new comment)


[info]instantdharma
2006-06-30 10:52 am UTC (link)
Aaaaah hahahahahhahaha!!

PS: Stop listening to emo.

(Reply to this) (Thread)

[info]superlemon
2006-06-30 01:36 pm UTC (link)
Don't judge my occasionally emo indulgence. I will cut you, and then be very sad about it.

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]smellylint
2006-07-01 05:08 pm UTC (link)
and maybe knit a sweater with her face on it?

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]superlemon
2006-07-01 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Actually I was thinking I would write some angsty poetry about how the darkness in my soul compelled me to cut my best friend when really all I want is to be loved. And then knit a sweater with THAT on it.

(Reply to this) (Parent)
;-)
[info]catalysticmind
2006-06-30 01:21 pm UTC (link)
It's only good if it takes ten minutes to unroll it for a piss.

(Reply to this) (Thread)
Re: ;-)
[info]superlemon
2006-06-30 01:36 pm UTC (link)
Oh man, that one's excellent as well.

(Reply to this) (Parent)

[info]artemis908
2006-06-30 01:24 pm UTC (link)
I know the answer to how to make your dick more attractive than your face... stop showering from the neck up for about 4 months.

(Reply to this) (Thread)

[info]superlemon
2006-06-30 01:38 pm UTC (link)
But what if your problem isn't that it's just dirty and gross, but misshappen and perhaps spiny? Or resembling the Lock Ness Monster? Come on, Jen. Have some sympathy for the severely unattractive dicks of the world. They need lovin' too!

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]artemis908
2006-06-30 01:51 pm UTC (link)
I happen to think the Lock Ness Monster is hot

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]superlemon
2006-06-30 05:16 pm UTC (link)
Well then there are a lot of guys out there who would be interested in getting your number.

(Reply to this) (Parent)

[info]smellylint
2006-07-01 05:09 pm UTC (link)
in all seriousness, i have seen some ugly junk. well naughty bits in general are not what i would call attractive, but i know that you've had some problems getting poon, so i do not judge you. make your dick pretty and do it proudly.

(Reply to this) (Thread)

[info]superlemon
2006-07-01 09:26 pm UTC (link)
Well yeah, peen isn't generally the stuff that Cover Girl commercials are made of.

Thank you for not judging my horribly misshapen genitals. You're like Mother Teresa with a platinum grill. Bless you.

(Reply to this) (Parent)

(12 comments) - (Post a new comment)

Create an Account
Forgot your login or password?
Login w/ OpenID
English • Español • Deutsch • Русский…